ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

Ultimate Bazinga

Amazing, Fantastic, Cognifacious, "The shit".

Oh. My. God. That d20 spiral necklace is the ULTIMATE BAZINGA!!!

by deeandeegirl October 3, 2010

Ultimate Cougar

Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.

My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.

by former Wyeth again December 26, 2011

Ultimate Fighting Championship

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world featuring most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport. Based in the United States, the UFC produces events worldwide. The organization showcases nine weight divisions and enforces the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. The UFC promotes a brand of MMA which is self-acknowledged as "not just a sporting event; it is also entertainment and theater. The fighters are athletes and performers both." The UFC has held over 250 events to date. Dana White serves as the president of the UFC while brothers Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta control the UFC's parent company, Zuffa, LLC.

The first Ultimate Fighting Championship event was held on November 12, 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the early UFC competitions was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles. In subsequent competitions, fighters began adopting effective techniques from more than one discipline, which indirectly helped create an entirely separate style of fighting known as present-day mixed martial arts.

by The Centurion October 31, 2014

Ultimate Banana

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.

Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.

by Anal Thermometer April 20, 2015

Ultimate ‘Merican Soldier™

He’s the most American person you’ll ever see

Yo that dude wants the commies dead, that must be Ultimate ‘Merican Soldier™

by Sam11803 November 7, 2017

ultimate vex

A person that a friend of a YouTuber tank fish . A moderator on two of his severs

Guy 1: have you heard about tank fish
Guy 2: yes
Guy 2: he has a friend named ultimate vex

by Nekon_Neko July 5, 2021