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gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
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Twink

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twink

a small or young looking fruit
"oh, look at that apple, kind of looks like a twink
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Twink

Jamie williams is a twink
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CTT, Commuter town twink

A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
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twink

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Evil Twink #1

1. The act of being tied down to your chair.
2. The biggest yet weakest Twink in the food chain. Tends to get dominated by smaller creatures.
3. Doesn't have helldivers (what a retard)
4. Good girlll.
I love pinning my Evil Twink #1 to his vibrating chair.
really bro? Samesies!!
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