Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

Vanilla toast

Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.

That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.

by Tnccawsome January 28, 2020

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast

i saw my toast and jam the other day

by Trav2 January 12, 2008

soft toast

not having a back bone, weak, a pushover, mama's boy, henpeaked

if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............

by numbers_15offthetop January 8, 2008

Disco Toast

When you regurgitate in your bed and you use it as lube to jerk off.

I just had Ana amazing disco toast night

by Johnnymeat February 1, 2017

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011