a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses
Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days
by Tvd girl December 21, 2020
Da finestttt nigga birthday 😫💗 .
If yooo nigga birthday dis day childdd oohhh . Yuuu betta watchhh outttt .
Heee is fineee thoooo .
If yooo nigga birthday dis day childdd oohhh . Yuuu betta watchhh outttt .
Heee is fineee thoooo .
by bigggyanahhbaee._ ♥️ December 05, 2021
Someone who only reads about a quarter of your text and completely misses the point you are making. A text skimmer
by batgirl1965 August 10, 2017
Everyone will love their Christmas present. It'll be my brightest tool yet. Dec 25. Earth burns birthed then the sun.
by Walnut2001 January 05, 2023
The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.
by Margaret Webster July 25, 2023
by Lily_LOL02 November 20, 2019