A time traveling Man... Who is reported to be the oldest living man ever, and that was in the 1400's. He has been reported to have been sighted at the present time in North America, Asia, Europe and Africa. Current whereabouts: Unknown
by Chancedragon March 8, 2009
Get the Thomas Parr mug.That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018
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Get the Thomas Whitehead mug.Thomas is addicted to memes and will usually have a really big forehead. even bigger than KSI's.This is bad as he is clapped and will never find love.
by sexy_asshole69 April 29, 2019
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i have an fp for Thomas on tiktok : thomasbarbuscawifey .
by blxssomy December 2, 2020
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by samburke69 January 17, 2020
Get the Thomas Sheng mug.Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020
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