Jaxon thomas

That amazing person that all the girls love and want to fuck

Guy -Look that's a Jaxon Thomas

Girl-Hey he is hot i want to fuck him

by No name patrol gq November 24, 2019

Thomas Perry

No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.

Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)

by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020

Thomas Hutchins

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.

Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale

by Slymaximus December 12, 2017

Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.

Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum

by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019

Thomas Orsini

Thomas orsini,
Is A Teenager Who Loves To Play Minecraft. His Dream Is To Be Famous. And He Has A Pet Cat named Lucy. Named After The Show Lucy.

Thomas Orsini: Irish Italian Polish Name.

by CoolKid_2847 December 30, 2019