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Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
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Basically nothing can’t be something because nothing IS something but it can be used if you are doing nothing well you are doing something but let’s just say you are nothing but just watching tv or something but nothing can’t be something but that is how it can be used doing nothing but doing nothing is doing something so you get what I mean right?
Mom: Hey Dave, what are you doing?
Dave: uh nothing
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nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- 1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
Nothing relationally = Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
by ZERB9263 January 15, 2022
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nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
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