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SWAT Testing

By definition, "Software with a lot of testers". In reality a day spent poring over hotkeys and syntacical anomalies in a software product.
Tomorrow is SWAT testing day, I feel sick...
by John Fakeson August 1, 2003
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dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.
by Tim June 3, 2004
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high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing
Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.
by Pot a wana December 25, 2007
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pencil test

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black
hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black
by adam nicolia August 25, 2008
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Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
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test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.
While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.
by Redraven80 May 14, 2017
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Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."
Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.
by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015
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