Ethan

Ethan is a boy that always flirts. He will randomly go up to girls and say "hello" awkwardly but acts like he's gay when talking to other people. He always sleeps in Chinq and Chinq history lessons , never stand up to greet the teacher and gets in trouble a lot. He is also the weird kid in school. He is a big retard who likes to play with an imaginary gaming device which is actually the cover of his stationary box. His emotions always look fake and says sorry in inappropriate situations. He gets suspiciously high grades that everyone thinks he's cheating which he probably is. Whenever he loses something, he always blames it on others. He is a very narcissistic person and thinks he's the best when he's not. Nobody likes Ethan.

Ethan is flirting again, how annoying!

Let's tell the teacher that Ethan is sleeping in class again, he'll be in so much trouble!

by OofBoi2718 November 8, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is so fucking cute and adorable I want to be his wife forever

Guy1:Ethan has a harem of girls he's so lucky

by Some_ girl😏 September 10, 2019

Ethan

Small Penis and Very Insecure

Oh wow he is a Ethan

by Nitrozitty February 3, 2020

Ethan

Is the type of guy that is not sweet hearted and has lots of acne. This type of guy is all talk and is a pussy.

Stop being an Ethan and fight me

by Yuhutuguv November 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the greatest person you will ever meet... He is super-smart, sporty,hot, always gets the chicks because he has a huge dick... He is really funny and is usually hanging with girls or his family.

Girl: Omg me and Ethan fucked last night
Other girl: I bet your pussy hurts from Ethan's big dick

by IloveEthan84 December 10, 2017

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014