Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 6, 2020

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

Frank-top

Typically a brightly colored and possibly striped tank-top. Probably will make you look hip when worn. Something Frank would wear out on the town.

"My girl and I were at Target the other day, and I picked out a shirt that I liked. She quickly informed me it was a Frank-top, and that I probably couldn't pull it off.

by nerrrdy July 29, 2011

Yop top

When Austin gets head

Yo bro I just got yop top

by Onion dawg February 18, 2019

pancake top

a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.

damn when that chick walks her pancake top jiggles like crazy.

by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009