Thickness

Thickness is a name given to a sexy thick, female with an ass like two 18" subwoofers.

Brandie's nickname from her boyfriend is "thickness".

by High-tech Redneck420 March 30, 2022

Thick Nigger

A homeboy with hella cake that you wanna give your dih too.

Damn yo, Oba is a thick nigger.

by skibidi buttcheese September 9, 2025

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024

Thick:30

Thick:30 was originally used in Lizzo's "About Damn Time". She first uses the term "Bad bitch o'clock" meaning that its time for the "bad bitches". For Thick:30 means its time for the thick girls 😂

"Damn Michael, look over there, its Thick:30." (Not a good sentence, I know, I suck)

by 10k_Brat January 30, 2023

La thick

La thick is a beautiful great person. Although maybe she will never realize she is beautiful and great we will. She is amazingly beautiful and caring. She has a great personality and cares a lot for her friends. She will always find the time to hype up her friends. She is very cool and fun to hangout with. If she was invited to a dead server on discord she would make the place more lively. La thick is a good bestie. You should always keep a la thick in your life. She also blocks you for no reason if she feels like it or she just has a "rEAsON"

Example
Guy: Hey you know la thick?
Girl: Of course I do shes the best person I've ever met

by Jay|dn July 24, 2021