Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021

Gay Nigga Season

Gay nigga season is a period starting at the beginning of fall, and concluding at the beginning of winter. During the duration of this period, frooty niggas, cake niggas, and sweet niggas all come out and start saying gay shit. Even those who you normally suspect would not say gay shit will also do so during this period. If you are not participating, calling anyone who is "frooty" or "gay" during this period is banned.

frooty nigga: hey cutie, what's up
cute nigga: stay away from me, you niggas is gay/
frooty nigga: shut up before i gobble up your ass like a hostess snack cake cute nigga, it's gay nigga season now

by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 123 September 11, 2018

Man Flu Season

The time of year where man flu starts to set in and spread from one man to another. Usually quite late or early in the year, around winter time.

Dave: Best be on your guard mate.
Billy: Why?
Dave: It's man flu season, don't want to catch it do you?
Billy: Hell no!!

by Stotty146 October 6, 2010

season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.

dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!

by 3Wishes March 5, 2011

Dog Suckin’ Season

Typically around the summer months, in the time frame somewhere between Memorial Day and mid-September, where hot dogs are consumed in numbers much higher than fall or winter.

“Only one hot dog?!”
“Yeah…”
“Dude, you gotta have two, it’s Dog Suckin’ Season!”

by Forskee June 3, 2022

road construction season

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007