A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug. 
Peni Suparto. The Mayor of Malang from 2003 to 2013. It is nicknamed as that because of the name similarities between this and Peni Parker.
by hellothere356 October 23, 2023
Get the Indonesian Parker Manmug. 
a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.
by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out
Parker cheated on you
by •queen• August 20, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend
Girls friend:adds Parker on sc
Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
by Fuck parker May 9, 2019
Get the Parkermug.