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clutching the pearls

when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
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harboring a pearl

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina
She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl
by knipper5 March 22, 2010
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fresh water pearl

- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.
“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”
by Biff Beltsander March 21, 2008
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girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."
"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"
by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015
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pearl necklace

when you giz on a hot girl's face.
After that night of hot sex, I gave her a brand new "pearl necklace" if you know what I mean!
by Alex Brabazon July 10, 2007
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Pearl Headband

When a male ejaculates on the forehead of another person making a headband of semen.
Kris: Oh dude check out what i did to Cara's forehead.
Mike: What do you call that?
Kris: A Pearl Headband.
Mike: HEY CARA NICE HEADBAND!
by AshnJess June 8, 2009
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polish your pearl

All guys would love to polish your pearl
by Pen15 716 June 30, 2016
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