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knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
by thatruth34 January 1, 2008
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j-string

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J
by Hshveb August 9, 2016
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Apple J

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee
by Crystallists January 27, 2010
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
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J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
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J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 23, 2011
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j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes
by urgurg May 15, 2009
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