jake paul

a main source of problems

i contracted herpes from jake paul

by fbihere177013 September 18, 2018

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Baby Jake

Hail baby Jake
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation

He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!

Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake

Yogi yogi yogi
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by I behind you March 17, 2019

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Jake off

When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!

"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"

by Brian Rockin' Johnson October 12, 2020

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Jake Abel

Jake Abel (born November 18, 1987) is an actor from Canton, Ohio who is best known for his role as Adam on "Supernatural" and Luke Castellan on "Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief." He's the best friend and roommate of fellow actor Kyle Gallner of "Veronica Mars" and "Jennifer's Body" fame. He is becoming quite a heartthrob thanks to his versatile acting, chiseled features, and deep, throaty voice. Jake also played the role of Brian Nelson in "The Lovely Bones."

"Who played the third brother on Supernatural?"
"Jake Abel!"

by waxphilosophic April 11, 2010

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