Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.

"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"

by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this

Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up

by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

Gooch (MR)

Sorry as fuck🤣

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025

Gooch

Good, great, yes

That’s Gooch

by Smudge1 December 10, 2020