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Jona

Jona is litterally a gay boy. He’s so nice to other people on the outside but hates people on the inside. Jona is a boy who loves to talk about other people he don’t like and is always kind when he meets them in person. Jona is a very nice guy who will always be there in your darkest times. He’s a friend you are greatful to have!

Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is Gay
by simsibimsi November 23, 2021
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Jonas Lotz

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022
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Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonasphenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
One can use the Jonasphenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"
Jonas dein po ist nass
by tpmodern November 24, 2023
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Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.
by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018
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Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.
Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!
by ecateats March 26, 2023
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jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
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