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Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.
Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.
by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021
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oh my ticker

by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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You see the teekers, don’t you

A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.
“You see the teekers, don’t you, Kara
by Fleabo December 15, 2023
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love peace and tekkers

An informal way of saying goodbye, dissimilar to love peace and guidance. Often shortened to LPT.
Ash: 'Ight in a bit my bro see you later'
KoKO 'love peace and tekkers mate'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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Dirty Alex Tucker

A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.
My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker
by Tucker Fam April 4, 2024
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If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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