a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
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mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
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It took me about 2 months to binge watch that TV Show called Stargate, unlike all these fake wannabe TV shows that can be finished in a single night if you cut out the week long run of brain rotting advertisements about - insert dumb subscription service name - .
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it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
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Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.
Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.
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Up TV is owned by InterMedia Partners. The name and logo are a reference to Uplifting Entertainment, one of the channel's content providers.
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