When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.
Good luck!
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.
Good luck!
Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
by nirmy April 11, 2013
When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
by Tim June 03, 2004
by Pot a wana November 25, 2007
a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black
hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black
by adam nicolia July 30, 2008
Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
by Daytime TV slang January 02, 2014
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008