Clam yourself

To shut your trap

Friend 1: "I'm so pissed right now."
Friend 2: "Bitch go clam yourself"

by Perryhd November 17, 2015

Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

by Skuurl August 9, 2017

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

sticky clam

when you have sex with a drunk girl until she passes out and then you cum in her ear, and then proceeding to bend the ear over in a fold and lay her on her side- keeping the ear folded. In the morning, her ear will resemble a sticky clam.

Lara was so drunk that Jesus was able to fuck her and give her a sticky clam

by I am adam October 24, 2011

oh clam

Used very similarly to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, disappointment, and surprise.

Oh clam I've been having an awesome day!

Oh clam I just got busted for sneaking out.

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

clam rabies

When a bitch has multiple men's baby batter drooling out of her cunt.

Damn that ho gots clam rabies!

by scorpionoid March 13, 2014

splittin' clam

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

by Guitar1929 October 14, 2010