virtual church girl

A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.

Sara is such a virtual church girl.

by MrNutella13 March 21, 2021

alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.

Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."

by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013

Small church boi

Someone who is mean but cute at the same time. He also act bad and need to stop

Me: your mean to me
Will: I'm just joking!

Me: SMALL CHURCH BOI!!! STOP!!!

by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019

take her to church

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.

When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"

by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016

Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020

St. Sava's Orthodox Church

Every single Serbian church has this name. It may be confusing to people who are not familiar with the geographical layout of whichever city a particular St. Sava's Orthodox Church may be in whenever you invite them to St. Sava's and they try to find the place but get lost going to at least 5 other St. Sava's Orthodox Church churches

Dobrović: Hey man you wanna hit up St. Sava's Orthodox Church?
Milanković: Which one?
Dobrović: The second St. Sava's Orthodox Church on Karađorđe street, right by the Šajkača factory

by Oogalee Boogalee September 5, 2021