Christmas Rehab

That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
by Lightnrg December 26, 2010
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Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 25, 2011
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christmas wave

When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.
by little red1234 December 27, 2008
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christmas eve

the day before christmas day, often called christmas eve but is infact a celebration of the birthday of the oldest member of one direction
i love christmas eve
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!
by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021
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Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 22, 2017
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Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
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jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
by Holiday one March 08, 2017
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