System of a Down

A band that should of been preempted by the Armenian genocide. Supposedly unique but sounds like whiny, angsty numetal

consists of
Serj Tankian - Dadaist joke of a lyricist who can also wow people by bitching about the government

The Drummer - hits everything he can without actually knowing what the fuck he's doing

the bassist - hits the same two notes, goes for four if he feels ambitious

daron malakian - hailed as talented, but in reality can't play for shit and instead relies on trying to look cool for functionally retarded quasi punk/hippy scenesters

The angst-ridden teenager is listening to System of a Down

by lolarmenia December 29, 2008

Systemic Control

Being Able To Have A Stronger Control of Your Body, Like Rubbing your Stomach While Patting Your Head.

Or Sitting In A Chair Making Clock Wise Cirlces With your Right Foot, Then using Your Righ Hand To Draw A 6

Few People Have Systemic Control.

I DO!!

by Silent Joe February 11, 2005

Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.

The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.

by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003

system of a down

I'll admit i like some soad songs but i have to say, and this is in all seriousness (no hate toward the band), but their sound is just generally gay. And i can't think of a better word to describe it either. Gay. For example the guy(s) singing looks just... ridiculous. like a gay version of weird al. i could cite examples.. for example in BYOB the guy who screams sucks DICK at screaming and he looks like a fucking rodent. also it just sounds too bouncy and like... shit the singer says lalalalalalalala. just WATCH them... god... im sorry. no offense to the fans but something just strikes me as unbelievably UNheterosexual about them. (not to be a fag bigot either.. i just cant think of another word that describes them so perfectly). or that song bounce. GAY. (songs i like : chop suey. toxicity. forest. aerials. and the intro riff and first fill in the chorus riff of byob). anyway.. i just had to say it.. anyone agree?

Me: System of a Down is gay.
SOAD fan: fuck you
Me: no offense they just... are
SOAD fan pees on Me

by Brandon A September 21, 2005

Systemic Racism

Johnson defined systemic racism, also called structural racism or institutional racism, as "systems and structures that have procedures or processes that disadvantages African Americans."

Glenn Harris, president of Race Forward and publisher of Colorlines, defined it as "the complex interaction of culture, policy and institutions that holds in place the outcomes we see in our lives."

Black guy: Has a PhD, 4 years in college and has 2 years of work experience
White guy: 1 year in college and has 6 months of work experience
Employer: Hmm, I'll go with the white guy because he's white.
Black Guy: Well, that's what I call systemic racism.

by Letoura January 27, 2021

System

Typically to at least a 1/4" by 5" line of cocaine or better.

After I followed that chick in to the bathroom, she floored me when she pulled out a System

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

The Worst System Ever Made

The PS2. Who cares DVD? I can see 'em in my computer and does NOT crashes. The system is bad, yes, it has many games but 70% of them very overhyped for nothing ("Final" Fantasy) or just way to shitty.

Loading takes years for it to finish, it crashes a lot and has the worst graphics between the three.

Pure shit.

If you actually love the PS2, you are a bastard. Please, get yourself a Xbox or a GC, I even recommend you a N-Gage or even a Atari with E.T. included!

by realass dude June 11, 2006