Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.

Anne did some sword watching at the park

by zaitz July 10, 2016

mii sword fighter

the worst of the 3 mii fighters in smash ultimate and smash 4

person 1:bro you use mii sword fighter? he sucks
person 2: no man he's actually

by Lord Skull September 22, 2021

Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

Master Sword

cool light sword

master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash

by Dopl May 22, 2020

demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high

I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

Sword

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019