Sword

Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.

They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.

A: I want to get a sword.
B: Why?
A: Some of my friends have swords, and they are very pretty.

by Nicholas, eater of small child July 10, 2023

sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015

Paper sword

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper

A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit

by O5-06 August 16, 2021

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

Boy Sword

A young male with an erection

I was wrestling with my friend Alex when he stabbed me with his boy sword.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017