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Shotgun Suicide

A sexually charge fatality, in which the dominant male user spins the submissive partner around at moment of climax and unleashes orgasmic fluid to the the back of the head. Dw-Dk
Devin turned her around and shotgun suicided all over the back of her hair.
by DW-DK December 14, 2014
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Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.
A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.
by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015
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suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.
Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.
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suicidal dick

When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her
*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick
by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022
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Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise
by FakeFace July 8, 2021
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Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
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opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.
by pickle penis February 26, 2019
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