joss stone

Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.

Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.

by jpeterman July 13, 2006

stone balone

Really fucking high

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone

by Johan kine April 15, 2014

BOUTTA STONE

a phrase commonly used when one is about to unleash a flurry of insults at someone who has just embarassed themselves , usually resulting in the domination (owning) of him/her.

Bill is obese.
the chair that Bill is sitting in breaks.

Joe: BOUTTA STONE

by Brownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn September 29, 2009

room stoned

room stoned means if you're in the same room as people who are smoking weed you also get stoned due to the fact that it's a small area

Andy - "oh man have you seen Jimmy?"

Daniel - "i think he was with Chris in the laundry , apparently they're all getting room stoned in there"

by Beng October 21, 2012

stoned up

To get the balls to do something. To gain courage.

He finally stoned up and told the bitch to get the fuck out!

by Mike Fr March 22, 2007

Sticks and Stones

You can take the house and everything in it

Keep the diamond ring 'cause that's how I meant it

Sticks and stones are all they ever were to me

This material life with all it's value

Don't mean a thing to me without you

The love that we once had is all I need

So take everything we have if it makes you happy

But darling let me say before I leave

These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home

They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong

Now you say we are through

Those sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

Remember when we didn't have a dime between us

You took my hand and said we don't need much

Just as long as we're together we would be fine

Now we've acquired all I thought would please you

I gave everything you know that I could

And still you're telling me you're not satisfied
So take everything we have if it makes you happy

But darling let me say before I leave

These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home

They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong

Now you say we are through

Those sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

These sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

stone licker

Likes to partake and licking and sucking testicles and penis instead of intercourse with females

Stone licker man stop playing acting like you you don't like that big thing

by Balls6779 June 16, 2016