by REEEEGHEN March 16, 2020
Get the Stephen Kerrmug. A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
Get the Stephenmug. by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
Get the Stephen hawkingmug. The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
Get the Sloppy Stephensmug. 
A town in New Brunswick Canada on the border of Calais Maine it has all the skanks and it's the fist stop for the skanks escaping from Donald trump
by Johnathan l April 3, 2017
Get the Skank Stephenmug. When a male gets so horny the tip of his dick turns purple. The exact same shade Stephen's new hair is.
by meosmdf July 18, 2020
Get the Stepheningmug.