attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 February 19, 2011

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

mid shiter

The Mid night to 4:00 am watch in the US Navy.

Joe is going to on watch tonight. He will be standing the Mid Shiter.

by Ldmnc01 April 4, 2019

Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021