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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
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smart

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan
by 41149512 February 8, 2022
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Smart

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.
by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020
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Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night
Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer
by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019
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Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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