smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

smart

the opposite of dream stans

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan

by 41149512 February 8, 2022

Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021

Phone smart

Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.

Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.

by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016

Smart

Smart means dumb

Smart means

Oh your dumb

by Big-Chungus June 8, 2020