when your group of three (threesome) is spontaniously joined right before you tee off on the first tee by a typically annoying person with no one else to play with. This phrase is derived from but is not making fun of pro golfer "Vijay Singh."
2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off
2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off
golfer 1 - Dang man, we should have teed off when we had the chance, now we gotta wait on flippin' Vijay Single down there to move on.
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Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).
Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.
Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).
Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.
Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Chad: I read a logical explanation in urbdic on why to stay single, now i dumped her
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
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