side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

C-Side

The circumference of a music disc. Only true alphas may listen to it.

"Hey man, I just listened to Conway Twitty's C-Side album, it was incredible."
'What?'

by XxBlue70xX May 21, 2021

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Soup of Side

Either roblox chat version of the word "suicide," or soup that is an appetizer or side dish.

Can I get the soup of side with my steak?

by weebus maximus July 26, 2022

side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room

Great job... ur so far away so side five!

by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017

Side friends

Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes

Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy

Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.

by Iloveolddisneymovies November 26, 2019

Side bush

When beard hair gets to long on the side of your face

Honey I think it's time to trim your side bush

by HarryDunn March 25, 2017