make shapes

To make shapes; to get something done; also used when instructing another to execute a task which they have been saying they will complete it for some time now; to deal with a problem in an efficient manner.

Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.

Your mother said she would make mississippi mud cakes a week ago, they still have not surfaced, to her you say: "Hey Mum, you better make shapes with those mud cakes round about now hey?"

Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"

A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".

by Olivia Anderson July 21, 2008

Srape

Srape is a skype rape. Its the same thing as a frape.

Kid 1; I'm gunna srape you!
Kid 2; Not if you dont have my username!

by userkimi98 June 28, 2011

friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

Shrapnel

When someone farts on another person, but pieces of feces get on the victim. The poop is known as "shrapnel".

Person 1: "why is jimmy so mad at you?"
Person 2: "last night, i farted on him and he got covered in shrapnel"
Person 1: "oooo, poor guy"

by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

ass shrapnal

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks and distract any bystanders.

<Dude> Man.. that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

by Gito March 29, 2005

bung-scraper

a utencil that scrapes your anus or around you butthole

i used my bung-scraper to scape my anus

by mr. ween October 25, 2007