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shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.
Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.
by Shady Jay May 10, 2011
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Shifted-face

There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).
Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
by k1m0z April 11, 2014
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shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.
Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.
by a_fool September 1, 2016
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Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.
My shitter speed is really fast.
by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018
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Kitchen Shitter

People who, despite the existence of another, distant bathroom in the house, insist on 'blowing out' in the bathroom adjacent to the kitchen.
Lord, we're trying to cook dinner in here Bubba. Don't be a Kitchen Shitter! Take that shit down the hall!
by Gregory & Tari January 7, 2011
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Office shitter

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 19, 2011
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Angry Shitter

Someone who has gas and has to a shit really bad and has extreme anger problems and shits their pants on purpose.
Timmy Burritos had gas after lunch today. He had to take a shit so he got up a walked to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he saw his exgirlfriend and she called him a scumbag. He didn't know how to express his anger towards her so he shit his pants onpurpose using lots of force! He's an angry shitter!
by Seth Martin Dresser February 15, 2014
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