Noun (UK Slang)
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. 
A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.
Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic
Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022
Get the Samuel De Jonghmug. by meow12:: March 14, 2023
Get the samuel farmermug. Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blakemug. by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
Get the Spitty Samuelmug.