Samule Bowely is a guy that has many different opinions on everything. A Samuel Bowley likes to shop for others to make them "sweet". Pulls all of the girls and likes the name Malia. He's not afraid to drink acholic drinks.
by Dis.guy_ October 16, 2016

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by force king January 5, 2023

A sexy and lovely Guy. Every Samuel Johansson has one rare talent. You don't want to make Samuel Johansson angry! Also famous for he's large penis.
by Logan bruh December 12, 2016

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.
by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023

A Dessnons that dont get no wozzles and calls himself fleepzone he's ass at soccer from the parkdale neighbourhood, toronto, ontario, canada,
he gets 0 bitches but says he got bare dess cyatia gerbers on his phone that are hung up on her ex when the only girl he dated was on fortnite.
he gets 0 bitches but says he got bare dess cyatia gerbers on his phone that are hung up on her ex when the only girl he dated was on fortnite.
by notwyattcreamer September 14, 2025
