super straight

gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks

guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!

by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021

Straight edge

The kind of people who choose not to do drugs or drink, but are too trendy to realize you don't need a label to describe everything you do.

I'm straight edge because I want to remember my life, because all drugs give you amnesia.

by adsfjlk; July 26, 2008

Super straight

someone who is fatherless, motherless, parent figureless, with no bitches, no friends, and transphobic piece of shit

Maria: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
🤓: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits

by Foot.Recruit July 11, 2022

swimmin' straight

1. staying in your own lane in the pool
2. telling the truth
3. not trying to hide anything
4. trying to appear straight

I'm swimmin' straight with you, I was in the pool trying to do some swimmin' straight, and this guy's looking at me and I'm like "hey, I'm swimming straight here," but I think he could tell that I just was swimmin' straight with him.

by str8swimr July 9, 2004

royal straight

A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com

A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.

"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."

by mahhdd___ February 22, 2008

Super straight

Blatant transphobia

Person A: "I'm super straight."

Anyone with a brain: "You're just transphobic"

by gaffer2602 April 9, 2021

dangerously straight

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no homo

im straighter then a straight line im so stright im dangerously straight definetly.

by DfunkyFalese May 28, 2008