Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 01, 2018
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krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree
Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!
by BigBread4 August 01, 2018
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squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 10, 2011
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Squirrel tunnel

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.
by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009
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curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.
Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!
by cj9617 June 04, 2016
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Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 10, 2022
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