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Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!
GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.
by ExMachina July 20, 2014
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.
I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.
by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018
mugGet the Doinkle Smurfmug.

Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something
wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
mugGet the Smurfmug.

smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."
1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue
by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003
mugGet the smurfmug.

Will smurf

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023
mugGet the Will smurfmug.

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.
That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
mugGet the smurfingmug.

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