Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!
by ExMachina July 20, 2014

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.
by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue
by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
