Simile

Comparing two things using light or as

The book is as light as a feather

The simile is light as a feather

by Knight 101 January 4, 2019

Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008

simpleton

A fictional town inhabited by simple-minded people with a simple minded Mayor.

Art is the Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

simpletonnessness

simpletonnessness
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Your simpletonnessness astounds me

by Peppermintpattye April 9, 2017

simpletic

Possessing or exhibiting simplicity; Marked by simplicity; Of or relating to a minimal, simple nature

She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.

Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.

by Minimalist Nutritionist November 25, 2017

simplethicc

Simply t h i c c

It's simplethicc AF

by vaginatacos December 22, 2017