by Knight 101 January 4, 2019
Get the Simile mug.A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
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When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
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A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Your simpletonnessness astounds me
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She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.
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Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.
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