Open shoulder

When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."

Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!

Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)

by theatregeek2013 May 22, 2011

cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

by CryThunder March 12, 2018

The Thing That Should Not Be

An extremely great song in the Metallica album "Master of Puppets" written by James Hetfeild and Lars Ulrich before Metallica's downfall in 1990.

The name "The Thing That Should Not Be" Refers to H. P. Lovecraft's mythical "Great Old Ones" , Dagon and Cthulhu, who in ancient times were worshiped as gods. They were imprisoned under the ocean, and all their lands sunk down into an endless void. When the stars are aligned in the right place, them and their dead cities rise out of the sea and the humans who behold them then are permanently insane.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 14, 2019

girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss

Your friend is not okay but dont want to say it directly.

●"man you know girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss"
○"Are you okay?"
●"No"

by Angel-may January 17, 2022

Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

by Death Menace December 4, 2022

sexulol

When something sexual occurs or occured that is extremely funny, amusing or makes you laugh.

Jim:"So last night me and Tina were having sex and I was running my hands through her hair and it turns out, she was wearing a wig."
John:"That is so sexulol."

by Devale December 8, 2007

we should do something sometime

in other words, hells naw!

"Um, yeah, i guess we can hang out. We should do something sometime, in like a moneth."

by Los Wiz April 29, 2004