Ricky Baker

Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.

Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.

Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.

If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.

“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold”

Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless”

“kicking, spitting, throwing things”

by ahip97 March 21, 2022

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