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Redneck Gangsta Legion

The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion.

The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.

The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.

The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!

Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)

Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?

Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.

Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion
by Sweet Joe XXX December 3, 2011
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redneck gang

A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead
Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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redneck retread

when a womans pussy is so big worn out you put in a whole ham in than pull out the bone to tighten it up.
it felt like pullin' a string through the grand canyan, until i gave her a "redneck retread", then it was all good!
by robert w. December 14, 2008
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redneck circle jerk

When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.
Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 June 2, 2012
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redneck drum

When a man is fucking one of his "kin" doggy style in a car and right befor climax he bangs her head on the horn repetedly
DAMN there goes billy giveing his sister another redneck drum thats my boy!!!!!!
by #1 Smoka Juice Tay Tay April 1, 2003
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Redneck Lottery

Billy De won the Redneck Lottery when he came in first at the demolition derby at the county fair.
by crashinken1971 May 28, 2008
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redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things
by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003
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