Roger Hüppi

Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.

Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.

by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022

Stinking roger

a massive wedgie

Hang on a min I have a stinking roger

by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017

spittin roger

When you take a hit and you get that hot ash shit in the back of your throat

Me: *Takes a hit and gets that hot ash shit in the back of my throat.*
Friend: spittin roger?
Me: yeah.

by Tristan4017 September 23, 2020

Roger Blough

The sexiest piece of machinery ever built.

How the designers managed to cram so much sexy into the Roger Blough, I'll never know.

by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

roger lodge

A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.

Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!

by RagaDagga April 14, 2022

Thomas Rogers

The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.

Jeez, your such a Thomas Rogers

by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018