bratty princess

zhang hao from zerobaseone.

" zhang hao gives me bratty princess vibes "

by zerofilterone July 26, 2023

carriage princess

Someone who gets driven around so much that they don't even know the area around themselves or where they are

"Emily is such a carriage princess, I doubt she even knows where she lives"

by Rellifwc August 16, 2023

self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.

My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess

by matt1125 April 2, 2009

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.

Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP

by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020

council house princess

A female of low class who wears fake/real designer gear because it makes her look ‘classy and rich’. Also uses fillers and Botox, eyebrows spray painted on like Groucho Marx.

Look at the state of Chantelle. She’s such a council house princess with all her fake designer bags.

by Grifter350 January 30, 2022