Poof Ting

When one thinks they are a "Big Ting" but are actually just a "Poof Ting".

Oi mate, stop thinking your a fucking Big Ting. Your just a Poof Ting.

by MRTUN1C November 17, 2025

Poofqueef

When a girl and guy pushes ass to muff tightly and at same time push each other in gut and bamboo poofqueef

1 day, me and Lisa were hanging out. We're hanging out over at Lyles place, and I decided to press my a** up against her m***, and she punched me in the stomach, so I swung around punch her in her stomach and f****** yeah, that's a perfect poofqueef.

by Drocchard December 17, 2025

man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.

Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.

by omiftw August 7, 2010

Andy Poofresne

The act of defecating in one's trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.

After John shit his pants at the Wal-Mart, he pulled an Andy Poofresne to leave the turd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.

by Theyre_Coming June 11, 2012

Snorgle Poofer

When a watcher of the hit Rooster Teeth Productions show, On the Spot, decides instead of finding an interesting word, to make one instead.

"There's no way Tim could of found that word! He's a total snorgle poofer!"

by QueenOfRainbows October 24, 2016

tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate

See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.

by warewolf56 March 7, 2017