peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Peanut Butter Cupcake

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Peanut butter balls

A medication that someone would take for seizures.

He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes

by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

a dog with peanut butter

When someone chews for no reason even though they're not eatting

Malcom:Hey joey what are you eating seems delicious

Joey: mmm nothin man

Maclom: A dog with peanut butter huh

Joey: chewing huh

Malcolm: laughter

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

holy crap in a peanut

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2003