Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024

Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

Peter Parker

also known as big man tommyinnit

“i’m just like him really, i’m peter parker!”-tommyinnit

by heyitsthorn February 9, 2021

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

Ella parker

Ella Parker is a shy, loving person. She will always do what’s better for her Friends. Oh btw she has a handful of friends that surround her with positive energy and encouragement all day everyday. Ella Parker will usually have 2-3 especially close friends. Ella Parker has a creative nature and is very psychologically mature, she would make a great psychologist. If you know and Ella Parker you are the luckiest person, because Ella Parker is an awesome human, with respect of the highest levels and endless love to share.

I was so sad, but it’s okay I talked to Ella Parker and she listened to me. She is so nice.

by Ifyouknowwhoiamthen June 4, 2018