Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

parker brown

Parker Brown is the best student in I.C.R.P.S and he is very cool

Parker Brown is an amazing student and he is too cool for me

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022

Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024

Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker

Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.

THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT

by LeftySs April 26, 2022

Parker

A sassy little prick.

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker

by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019