pre drunk

the state of euphoria when you know that you will be getting drunk later

also known as pd

we were so pre drunk at dinner today we couldnt stop laughing

pre drunk by one ill bitch October 16, 2009

Pre - Slam Jam 

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Pre - Slam Jam by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010

pre-google 

pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era

pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era

pre-google by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

pre-load by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

pre-Dooced 

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

pre-Dooced by Maigen January 14, 2008

pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.

Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!

pre-mail by Powerhorse II January 10, 2009

pre-scold 

when a mother, grandmother, older sibling, or bitchy girlfriend gets on your case before you've actually done something wrong.

"Why do you always have to move around? It's so annoying!"
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."

pre-scold by Namesarehardtopick October 11, 2008