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carbomb in my pants 

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants
What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants
carbomb in my pants by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016

shit your pants capade 

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.

Poopoo nigga pants 

For when yo ass just goin ham in yo pants
“Whats up joe?”
Poopoo nigga pants
“What”

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.
If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

Mr. Snuggle Pants

A pet name reserved for only the best male lover.

Usually given to a man who exhibits a nice thick package and knows how to use it.
Hey there Mr. Snuggle Pants, Misty wants to Play!

Bryan is a total Mr. Snuggle Pants.
Mr. Snuggle Pants by JustIndecent November 24, 2011

Dance dance shit your pants 

the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.
(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)